my childhood.
- Drake: You calling me a liar?!
- Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
- Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
- Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!
- Josh: I hope you go bald!
- Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
- Josh: *GASP* You take that back!
The first and last sentence of Harry Potter.
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- English: I love you
- Spanish: Te amo
- Italian: Ti amo
- Russian: Я люблю тебя
- German: Ich liebe dich
- French: Je t'aime
- Chinese: 我爱你
- Croatian: Volim te.
- Hungarian: Szeretlek
- Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT FUCKING INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?
Hello, young lady.
We’re selling chocolate, is your mother home?
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Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.
Oh well. Would you like them?
Oh my god this is BEAUTIFUL
hold me manatee. hold me tight and never let go
Aw, I love Calming Manatee.
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